| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Technological Breakthrough: Robotic
Cheetah Clears Hurdle
Then a fence, a wall, and no one has
seen it since. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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FCC Will Offer Tools to Block Robocalls
Americans will get robocalls from FCC
describing tools. |
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New York Bill Would Allow
Dogs to Dine With Owners
Unless dog is on the menu. |
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| POLL |
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Bush, Carson, Huckabee, Rubio,
Walker Tied at 10% Each
Seventy-three others split remaining 50%. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 A Totally
Self- Contained Eco- Friendly House!
Everything you need to live independently, free
from life's hassles, self-sufficient, with no one
else around to spend time with, to talk to, just
you, and your thoughts. $2500, at Misanthropy. |
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| FEATURE |
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| On Friday, after Dennis Hastert
was sentenced to prison for bribing a man not to
report that he had been molested by the former
Speaker of the House, a White House spokesman
said that despite the fact Hastert was a
Republican, nobody at the White House took
any pleasure from the report. This response
could best be described as: |
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Very credible. |
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B ) |
Not very credible. |
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C ) |
Not in the least credible. |
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D ) |
LOL |
| Hint: ROFL. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Report:
Clinton Foundation Received $500,000 in
Exchange for His Accepting Award
The Quid Pro Quo Award. |
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