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MILLIONS MARK 25TH ANNIVERSARY
OF FALL OF BERLIN WALL |
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To celebrate, Vladimir Putin breaks ground on new wall. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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UN Climate Panel: Some Global Warming
Effects “Irreversible”
We'll just have to get used to wearing
fishing boots and eating cockroaches. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Shroud of
Turin to Go Back on Public Display
After it gets a good cleaning. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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As Voters Express Anti-Incumbent
Anger, It's Throw the Bums Out
Elect new bums. |
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Midterms: Marijuana Legalization
Initiatives Succeed in More States
Despite many showing up two days
late to vote. |
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| REMINDER |
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Turn your clock back to 1981. |
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Mississippi Initiative Would Establish
“Confederate Heritage Month”
There'll be slave auctions, lynchings,
and lots of good food. |
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| POLITICS |
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After Gains, GOP Positioned to
Implement Agenda
As soon as they figure out what it is. |
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Republican Control of Both Houses
Brings Change to Capital
Escort services hiring. |
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