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 BUSH TAKES PRANK
CALL FROM “ZEE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE”
Talks for two hours about his legacy. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Iraqis Want Us Out by 2011
Or they'll have to use force. |
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China Announces $586 Billion
Stimulus Plan
To help beleaguered poison industry. |
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U.S., Zimbabwe Only Countries
to
Oppose UN Arms Trade Treaty
In odd pairing, rogue regime teams up
with African nation. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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McCain Campaign
Blames Palin for Loss
Claims she spent final week's
TV budget on shoes. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Bush Eliminating
Environmental Regulations in Final Weeks
Hopes to set in motion total planetary
destruction before leaving office. |
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Gun Sales Soar as Customers
Anticipate Tough New Gun Laws
And armed insurrection. |
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| REMINDER |
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Be careful what you
wish for, unless it's the end of the worst
administration in American history. |
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GM May Soon Run Out of Cash
Car buyers told to bring exact change. |
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1.2 Million Jobs Lost
So Far This Year
Only growth is job of telling people
they've lost their job. |
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| ELECTION '08 |
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Lindsey Graham: GOP Came
Across as “Bunch of Grumpy
Old Men”
But won’t name names. |
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