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 Oklahoma's
Inhofe, Global Warming Denier,
Set to Chair Senate Environment Committee
“Curiouser and curiouser!” Cried Alice. |
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| MEDIA |
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Amazon Launches Competitor
To Siri: Alexa
“Alexa, kill Siri.” |
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| BUSINESS |
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New General Mills Legal Policy
Prevents Customers From Suing Them
Company says savings from not having to hire
lawyers go right back into their products. |
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McDonald's Rolls Out New Slogan: “Lovin' Beats Hatin'”
Replaces old slogan, “Eatin' Beats Hatin'.” |
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 Pepsi Testing
Doritos- Flavored Mountain Dew
It's aimed at people who are too cheap
to buy Doritos. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Surprising Number of Stars
No Longer Part of Galaxies
Similar to break up of studio system. |
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Study: The More One Needs
To Urinate, the Less One
Believes in Free Will
Conclusion reached by fifty philosophers
locked in a conference room for twenty-four hours. |
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 NASA Discovers
“Super Massive” Black Hole
That's bigger than “incredibly gigantic”
and “frighteningly humongous,” but
smaller than “run for your lives.” |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Sex With Many Partners
Reduces Men's Risk of
Prostate Cancer, Says Study
Study already cited in dozens of divorce cases. |
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Doubts Raised About Benefits of
Drinking 3 Glasses of Milk a Day
Many felt, on top of eight glasses of water a
day, bloated. |
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