MAP OF EUROPE
CHANGES AGAIN
And it's still Putin's turn. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Britain's Five Richest Families Worth
More Than Poorest 20%
Slight closing of wealth disparity gap
since last survey, in 1837. |
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Japan: Poor, Unskilled Laborers Given
Job of Cleaning Up Damaged
Fukushima Nuclear Power Plant
In case you wondered. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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One Strand of Elvis Presley's
Hair Sold at Auction in England for $250
Had he lived, his entire head of hair would be worth an
estimated $119 billion. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Obama Makes One Last Attempt
To Sign Up Millennials for Health Insurance
Appears in cloying cat video. |
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Southern California Has Less
Than One Tenth the Bank
Robberies it Had 20 Years Ago
Criminals now top executives at banks. |
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REMINDER |
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It's Spring Break, drink and drive responsibly. |
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Leak at New Mexico Nuclear Waste
Dump Causes Closure, Incoming
Waste Being Stored in Parking Lot
Spokesman: “Not to worry, we've got
nuclear waste stored in parking lots
all over the country.” |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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Breakfast Getting More Expensive
Scarcity of certain exotic chemicals
driving up price of Pop Tarts. |
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