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STATUE
OF LIBERTY RETURNED TO
FRANCE
Tired and wretched
“no longer
wanted.” |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Mir Debris Lands on
Gilligan's Island
Mary Ann, Mrs. Howell, Skipper among
injured. |
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Japan Facing Severe Recession
Entire population may be forced to eat
raw fish. |
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Bay of Pigs Remembered
Forty Years Later
Former foes meet
in Havana over poisoned brandy and
exploding cigars. |
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Iran High Court Votes to
Outlaw All Opposition
Vote is close at first, then
unanimous. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Fed
Lowers Interest Rate By
Half-Point; Raises
Hemlines By Half-Inch
Neither move considered
enough by Wall Street. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Only Janitors Left
at Embassies After U.S., Russia
Expel Spies
They are also spies, but needed for
cleanup. |
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NTSB to Review Bridge
Standards
New, business-friendly regulators ask,
“How safe do these things have to
be?” |
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Campaign Finance Bill
Compromise Worked Out
Republicans, Democrats both agree to
“take the money and run.” |
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 REMINDER
The deadline for filing
your taxes is April 25. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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EPA's Whitman Will Relax
Arsenic in Water Standards
Drinks cup of arsenic to prove her point. |
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Eating Leads to Cancer, Heart
Disease, Say Experts
Not eating even worse. |
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| FRINGE |
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Leading Wall Street Analyst
Beats Monkey at Picking Stocks
Chimp ignored warning signs, put too
much in tech sector. |
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