GREEK PARLIAMENT FINALLY APPROVES
AUSTERITY PACKAGE
Celebrations last through the night. |
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Al Qaeda Joins U.S. in Calling for
Assad's Ouster
No plans for a joint press conference. |
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Another Falklands Conflict Brewing
Meryl Streep cancels promotional tour of Argentina. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Study: Loss of Polar Ice in Last 10 Years
Less Than Previously Thought
So don't buy the hybrid. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS |
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High School
Science Project Laser Cannon Accidentally Destroys
Nancy Reagan Chandelier
Obama: “It was awesome!” |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Obama Plan Requiring Insurance
Companies to Provide Free Birth Control Has
Widespread Support Among Married Catholics
Especially those having affairs. |
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FBI Outreach Program Warns
Internet Café Owners That
Paying in Cash Could Indicate
Customer Is a Terrorist
Or a ten-year-old. |
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| REMINDER |
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Don't robo-sign your Valentines. |
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More Than Half of All Dogs
In U.S. Morbidly Obese
Their owners are too fat to walk them. |
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| POLITICS |
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Santorum Says Women Too Emotional
to Serve on Front Lines in Combat
Better suited to be victims of violence. |
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Obama Decides to Accept
Super PAC Money
After seeing car Romney's been driving
around in. |
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