 KERRY STUMBLES INTO
DEAL ON SYRIA
Hopes to bumble into deal on Iran. |
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Prince William Leaving Military for Life
Devoted to Charity, Public Service
And waiting. |
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Japan's Damaged Fukushima
Nuclear Plant Leaking Radioactive Water Into Ocean
But local authorities downplay health risks
associated with glow-in-the-dark sushi. |
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Chinese Students Riot to Block Monitors
to Prevent Cheating on National Exams
Insist sophisticated cheating methods crucial
to hoped-for careers on Wall Street. |
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 Balloon Crossing
of Atlantic Fails
But some kid in Newfoundland has a great birthday
party. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Standard & Poor’s Claims Government
Lawsuit “Retaliation” for Its Downgrade
of U.S. Debt
Fact that S&P committed massive fraud
only “coincidence.” |
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Dept. of Agriculture to Cut Half
Of Meat Inspectors, Replace
Them With Inspectors Hired
By Companies Themselves
A win-win: government saves on salaries,
company saves on bribes. |
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| REMINDER |
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Speak rhetorically and carry a big stick. |
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Iowa: Law Enforcement Allowing
Legally Blind Residents to Carry
Guns in Public
As long as legally blind cops have superior
firepower. |
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| RELIGION |
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Pope Francis: You Don't Have to Believe
in God to Go to Heaven
There's a new atheist wing. |
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