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PHIL SPECTOR FOUND GUILTY
Shown: before, after hearing verdict. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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U.S. May Drop Key Condition
For Iran Nuclear Talks
Conversion to Christianity. |
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U.S. Normalizes Relations With Cuba
Move prompted by our desperate need for old American car parts. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 President
Welcomes Old Friend Back to White
House
Although, to avoid controversy,
Rev. Wright (right) disguises
himself. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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CIA Torturers Won’t Be
Prosecuted
Freeing up justice system for crackdown
on illegal parking. |
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White House Science Advisor
Says U.S. Considering Altering
Earth’s Climate
Thermostat would be located in Oval
Office. |
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| REMINDER |
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There
are no fourth acts in
American lives. |
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New Drug Czar More
Progressive Than Previous Ones
If roach clip tie clasp is any
indication. |
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Texas Governor Expresses
Sympathy for Secessionists
Because it worked so well last time. |
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| ECONOMY |
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Mixed Signals for U.S.
Economy
Some banks beat first quarter
expectations, but thousands fleeing on
rafts to Haiti. |
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