SPRING BREAK:
TIME FOR CONTEMPLATION,
REFLECTION
Students contemplate
tans, reflectors. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Israel: Just
"Sightseeing" in Gaza
A little shopping, some target practice,
that's all. |
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U.S. Military No Longer
Planning to Fight Two-Front War
Will only protect New York, D.C., cede
California to the enemy. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
JEB
BUSH VISITS D.C. TO LOBBY
BROTHER
Hoping to get Happy
Hour expanded to two hours. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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IRS Cuts Back Sharply on
Audits
At least, that's what they want you
to think |
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Standards For Air, Water
Relaxed
Standards for dress, behavior tightened. |
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"West Wing" Creator
Busted for Drugs
Quickly pardoned by Martin Sheen. |
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 REMINDER
Never
trust anyone over 65. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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EPA Gets Tough on Lead
Emissions
Industry must report anything over 100
lbs., occasionally say they are
sorry. |
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| FRINGE |
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“All of Our Representatives
are Assisting Other Customers”
May Be Cover-Up
Investigators discover "representatives"
are asleep, doing drugs, having
sex. |
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