| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Post Office
Issues “Simpsons” Stamps
American Society for the
Preservation of Morality
and Propriety has a cow. |
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Study: U.S. Numb to Mass Violence
If death toll isn't in double figures we change channel. |
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Electricity Wasted by 62 Trillion
Junk E-Mails Could Power
2 Million Homes
However, many may not be willing to give
up their regular reminders of cheap
meds, knockoff Rolexes and penile
extensions. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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EPA: Greenhouse Gas Emissions
Unhealthful
Even to Republicans. |
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| SPORTS |
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John Madden Announces
Retirement
Computer version will make announcement
in Madden '10. |
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| FEATURE |
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| In one month, March of
2003, CIA interrogators waterboarded Khalid Sheikh
Mohammed: |
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A ) |
3 times |
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B ) |
31 times |
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C ) |
183 times |
| Hint: We don't torture. |
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| TRAVEL |
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United Airlines to Charge
“Seatmates of Size” for Two
Seats
Or $10 per pound over three hundred
pounds, whichever is greater. |
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| HISTORY |
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 New Analysis
of Titanic: Yanks Pushed
Past Brits to Save Selves
Displaying classic American traits of fierce
competitiveness, rugged individualism. |
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