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DALAI LAMA,
BISHOP TUTU ATTEND NBA
PLAYOFF GAME |
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Shown: holy men react to
spectacular dunk. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Mile-High Tower Planned
For Saudi Desert
Building will have separate elevators for
men, women, camels. |
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French National Assembly
Passes Law Against Promoting
“Excessive Thinness”
Anyone thinner than Sarkozy's new wife
will be prosecuted. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Peru Demands
Yale Return 36,000
Artifacts Taken From
Machu Picchu
Or have university
president's heart ripped
out of his chest in Incan
ceremony. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Bush Sets Tough Deadline
On Global Warming
Says we should start talking about it
“no later than” 2025. |
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Americans Worried About
Higher Food Prices
And smaller portions. |
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Pentagon's Own Study Puts
Positive Spin on Iraq War
Calls it “major debacle.” |
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REMINDER |
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The Great Depression lasted
less than a decade. |
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TSA Defends New Device Which
Shows Passengers Without Clothing
But agrees to stop selling photos. |
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New Book: Gitmo Torture
Techniques Inspired by TV Series
“24”
Overall war strategy inspired by movie Duck
Soup. |
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POLITICS |
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Cindy McCain's “Family
Recipes” Lifted From The Food
Network
Husband's foreign, domestic policies
lifted from Fox. |
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