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OBAMA TIME'S MAN
OF THE YEAR
McCain picked by Collier's (not
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WORLD NEWS |
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Scientific Panel Seeks Ways to
Ward off Asteroids on Collision
Course with Earth
Current best option: Superman. |
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Russia: Putin's Party Changing Definition of “Treason”
To “anyone who opposes Putin.” |
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Internet Connection Severed Between
Europe, Asia, Africa
Billions cut off from latest gossip, speculation. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Bush Unveils Official Portrait
He posed for it during Katrina crisis. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Study: $1.6 Billion Went to Bailed
Out Bank Executives
Who then gave it to Bernard Madoff. |
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Cheney Admits Approving
Torture
“And loving it,” he adds. |
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Bush Considers “Orderly
Bankruptcy” For Big 3 Automakers
Would retrain auto workers as dishonest
lawyers, bankers, accountants. |
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REMINDER |
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A new
broom sweeps everything
under the rug. |
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Report: Iraq, Afghanistan
Wars Have Already Cost $900 Billion
Critics: we could have bailed out Lehman
Brothers with that money. |
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Bush's “Conscience”
Rules Take Effect
Under change, you can't be forced to
provide medical care if it goes against
your religious beliefs, but you must
administer torture if told to do so. |
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