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SANTA:
"NO WAR IN
IRAQ!"
Supported last one,
"but not this
time," says jolly
old St. Nick. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Iran Reveals Active Nuclear
Program
Didn't like image as least evil
member of Axis of Evil. |
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Fear of U.S. Invasion Growing
Inside Iraq
Mostly among Saddam's doubles. |
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| RELIGION |
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Mother Teresa One Step
Away From Sainthood
"She'd have to mess up big time not
to get it," says Vatican spokesman. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Amtrak Adds
Extra Trains for Holidays
Demand is way up. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Lott Out as GOP Rejects Overt
Racism
Returns to code words, de facto racism. |
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White House Waffles on
Venezuela's Chavez
Can't decide whether to have him shot or
poisoned. |
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REMINDER
'Tis the season to use
the word 'tis. |
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Administration to Propose System
For Monitoring Internet
Not that there's anything wrong with
that. |
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Florida: Officials Still
Can't Find 103 Kids
Many of them not related to the
Governor. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS |
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Good News: Ice
Cube Prices Down in Time for New Year's
Eve Parties
Bad news: price
drop due to glaciers splitting free from
polar ice cap, threatening world's
coastlines with catastrophic flooding. |
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