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EXPERTS UNANIMOUSLY
PRAISE BUSH ECONOMIC
POLICIES AT WHITE HOUSE SUMMIT |
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| Gathering held in newly
expanded Executive Echo
Chamber. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Pinochet Arrested, Charged
With Murder, Kidnapping, Other Human
Rights Violations
And, he has a nanny problem. |
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European Union Cautious About
Closer Ties to Nation With History of
Torture
But will begin talks with United States
anyway. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Math Crisis: “Why Johnny Can't
Count” Replacing “Why Johnny
Can't Read”
Unfortunately, Johnny can't read “Why
Johnny Can't Count.” |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Presidential
Pet Resigns
Barney (right) cites
“stress.” |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Pentagon Says It's Not Reviving
Department That Spread False
Info to Media
“Honest,” says spokesman. |
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In Test, Missile Defense System
Fails to Intercept ICBM
Bush hails "unqualified
success" of ICBM. |
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New Allegations of Abuse By Marines
Marines' new motto: “We're looking
for a few good apples.” |
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REMINDER
A melting of the polar ice cap
raises all boats. |
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FCC Clears Way for Cellphones
on
Commercial Airliners
Now nowhere left on earth where person
next to you isn't shouting into tiny
device. |
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Air Force Report Blames Pilot
Of F-16 for Strafing New Jersey
Elementary School
However, school authorities also blamed
for failing to effectively camouflage
building. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Ohio Ballot
Recount Reveals Kerry Won
President-elect “won't fundamentally
alter” Iraq strategy. |
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