| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 New Record
Set at Rubik's Cube
Championships
Competitor smashes fifteen out of
frustration, surpassing old mark of twelve. |
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Craig Will Serve Out Term
Despite Not Being Permitted to Withdraw
Guilty Plea
Hopes to get caught with hooker, restore
tarnished reputation. |
|
 Miss
America Launches Own Web Browser
Blocks access to porn, profanity and MissUSA.com. |
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New Theory Says Shakespeare's
Works Written by Group of Writers
Half a dozen guys sitting around,
“spitballing.” |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
|
 Human
In-Country Customer Service
Rolled Out!
It's still in beta, but you can
now call a limited number of
companies and speak to a human
representative who will answer
your questions in clear, easy to
understand English. You can still
request to talk to a computer or
someone in New Delhi, but most
"first adopters" will
want to at least sample this innovative
way of dealing with the public.
Free, where available. |
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| FEATURE |
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| In Atlantic City, New
Jersey, how many recent
mayors have been arrested
and how many City Council
members are now in prison
or under house arrest? |
| A ) | One of eight
mayors arrested, one of
nine Council members in
prison or under house
arrest. |
| B ) | Two of eight
mayors arrested, two of
nine Council members in
prison or under house
arrest. |
| C ) | Four of eight
mayors arrested, three of
nine Council members in
prison or under house
arrest. |
| Hint: answer
is not A) or B) |
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| Who recently
said the Bush
administration's handling
of the war was
“incompetent”
and we're “living a
nightmare with no end in
sight?” |
| A ) | Dennis Kucinich, to
Seymour Hersh. |
| B ) | Sean
Penn, to Rolling Stone. |
| C ) | Lt.
Gen Ricardo Sanchez,
Ret., to a gathering of
military reporters and
editors. |
| Hint: think “former
top American commander in
Iraq.” |
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