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BUSH TELLS PETRAEUS
WHAT TO SAY
Going well...need more time...can't recall. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Report: Chinese Military
Hacked Into Pentagon Computers
Stole highly classified music, games,
X-rated movies. |
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Military’s Stats on Iraq
Sectarian Violence Don’t Include
Shiite-on-Shiite or Sunni-on-Sunni
Attacks
“Too complicated,” says
Pentagon spokesman. |
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Fake Osama
Bin Laden Slips By
Security at Asia-Pacific
Summit
Delivers two speeches
before he's discovered. |
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North Korea to Dismantle All
Nukes by End of Year
In exchange for signed 8x10 glossy of Mel
Blanc. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Oops: B-52 Armed With Six
Nuclear Bombs Flown Over Six States
Blue states. |
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Book: Rove Thought Picking
Cheney a “Mistake”
Would have preferred more secretive,
sinister, power-hungry individual. |
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REMINDER |
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Somewhere, a surge is working. |
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GAO: Bush Administration
Meets
Only 3 of 18 Benchmarks
They are: |
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2. |
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Hold regular
tee-ball games on White House
lawn. |
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7. |
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Properly care for
at least two pets. |
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15. |
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Marry off at
least one daughter.* |
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* pending |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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60-Year-Old Man With 78 Children Aims
for 100
His wife's none too pleased. |
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