| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Three Stooges Museum
Opens in Pennsylvania
Curator claims to have more Three Stooges
artifacts, posters, memorabilia than the Louvre,
the Tate, the Hermitage and the Metropolitan
Museum of Art combined. |
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| SPORTS |
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Big Upset Stuns World of
College Football
Somebody graduated on time. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 Amazing New
Medical Implant Causes Cancer,
Detects It, Notifies Your Doctor
State-of-the-art technology includes
GPS to locate you and personal
financial data to automatically bill
your insurance company. |
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| PEOPLE |
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Book: Bush to “Replenish
the ol' Coffers” When Out of Office
Hopes to cash in by buying up foreclosed
properties and “flippin' 'em.” |
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Letters Reveal Mother Teresa
Often Doubted Her Faith
But continued to serve the poor “just
to be on the safe side.” |
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| WHAT THEY WERE DREAMING |
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U.S. ATTACKS
IRAN, OUSTS GOVERNMENT
Americans greeted as liberators. |
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| FACTOID |
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Those in Wealthiest Nations
Live 30 Years Longer Than Those in
Poorest
But they suffer through old age of
boredom, bland food and endless
frustration on golf course. |
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