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BUSH TO LEAD
INVESTIGATION INTO
HURRICANE RESPONSE
Will ask himself some
tough questions. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Mubarak Wins Easily in
Egyptian Elections
Voters choose “dictator we
know” over “dictator we don't
know.” |
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Germany's Next Chancellor
Caught Stealing From Old Reagan Speech
Reagan stole it from old “GE
Theater” script. |
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| MILESTONES |
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BIC Sells 100
Billionth Pen
Purchaser immediately
loses it. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Baghdad Falls
to Insurgents, Saddam
Freed, Returned to Power
Water, electricity turned back on,
women's rights restored, streets safe
again. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Bush Declares Day of
Remembrance For Katrina Victims
And Day of Forgetting government's
response. |
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Appeals Court Rules Government
Can Detain American Citizens Indefinitely
Those who disagree with ruling will be detained. |
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REMINDER
You're doing a heck of
a job. |
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46 Million Lack Health
Insurance
And they're all coming down with
something. |
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Rep. Rick Santorum Wants
Hurricane Victims Who Couldn't Leave
Penalized
Hopes fines will encourage them to be
healthy, rich next time disaster strikes. |
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