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 NO. 789 “Expect the Ironic” NOV 16 - 22, 2015 

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  OBAMA JOINS FACEBOOK
Needed something to do with his time.
 
WORLD NEWS
Bill to Track Internet Users' Site
Visits Sparks Outrage in Britain

Concerns wildly exaggerated, says Ministry of Truth.
 
LEXICOGRAPHY
Dictionary.com Adds 150 New
Words, Including “On Fleek,”
“Mx.” and “Drunk Text”

So if you drunk text “on fleek” to a person who doesn't want to be identified by gender, that still doesn't explain what the hell “on fleek” means.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Sea World to Phase Out Killer Whale Shows
Shamu will be given a desk job.
U. S. NEWS
Carson, Trump Overshadowed
By Other Candidates in Second
GOP Debate

Especially the little guy, what's-his-name.
New York State Declares Fantasy
Sports Illegal Gambling, Not
Games of Skill

Thousands of players whose teams are doing well protest.
 
REMINDER
  Always read the ingredients before you purchase snake oil.
 
POLITICS
Jeb Launches New Slogan, Campaign Tour
Hopes “George's Smarter Brother” resonates with voters.
Rubio: We Need More Welders, Fewer Philosophers
Put down that Aristotle and pick up a blowtorch.
Trump Says He'll Form a “Deportation Force”
Will hire men who need work, like those who hang around Home Depot parking lots.
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