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 NO. 788 “Expect the Ironic” NOV 9 - 15, 2015 

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LEADERS FROM CHINA, TAIWAN MEET FOR FIRST TIME IN 70 YEARS
Agree to meet again in 2085.
 
WORLD NEWS
VW Execs Fear Entering
U.S. and Facing Arrest

State Dept. offers Germany swap of GM execs.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Second Zone of Ocean Warming
Called “The Blob” Identified

Coastal residents urged to prepare for “The Blob.”
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
  Fox Building Theme Park in Dubai
Visitors can soon get dizzy on the Spin Zone ride in O'Reillyland.
U. S. NEWS
Poll: Majority of Americans Not Concerned About Climate Change
But very concerned about tomorrow's weather.
Senate Investigators; Military
Has Paid Pro Sports Teams $6.8 Million for Patriotic Displays, Recruitment During Games

Wars in Iraq, Afghanistan promoted as fun sporting events.
 
REMINDER
  You can contribute up to one zillion dollars to a Super PAC.
 
Hiring Surges, Unemployment Falls, Most Americans Still Unhappy
Main gripe: “That idiot up the street doing better than me.”
 
POLITICS
Billionaires Move Their
Money From Bush to Rubio

Jeb says he doesn't care, has already booked cruise for next November.
Carson: Egypt's Pyramids
Used as Grain Silos

Hanging Gardens of Babylon were for drying laundry.
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