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Airline Expands World's Biggest
Plane to Seat Over 600
Passengers can expect more crying babies, more
obnoxious drunks, more legroom arguments, more
of everything. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Google Self-Driving
Car Pulled Over for Driving Too Slowly
Refuses to produce license or registration, fails
breathalyzer test, cited for non-compliance,
resisting arrest. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Russia Charged With Massive
Doping in Government-Run
Track and Field Program
Putin: I'll look into it. |
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| FEATURE |
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| In the wake of the diesel emissions
test cheating scandal, VW has sent
a $1000 Good Will Package to its
customers who bought one. In this
context, “Good Will Package” can
best be described as: |
| A ) | A quid pro quo. |
| B ) | Some extra insurance
to protect their customers. |
| C ) | A bribe offer. |
| Hint: The goodwill package was announced
by Whitey Bulger. |
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| RELIGION |
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Michele Bachmann Calls for
Bigger Effort to Convert
Jews to Christianity
Including some of her best friends. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Three-Eyed Catfish Caught in
Brooklyn's Toxic Gowanus
Canal, a Superfund Site
Later, served as Blackened Three-Eyed
Catfish at nearby restaurant. |
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