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 NO. 688 “Expect the Ironic” NOVEMBER 18 - 24, 2013 

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CHINA TO DROP ONE-CHILD POLICY
And promote carpooling.
WORLD NEWS
Despite Rumors, Vatican Says Pope Not in Danger From Mafia
“Our boys can handle their boys,” says Cardinal Fungi, in charge of Holy See security.
China, Russia Appointed to UN
Human Rights Council

Joining current HRC members Syria, Uzbekistan, North Korea, Somalia.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
PETA Protest Draws Complaints
From every group except men.
U. S. NEWS
Obama Admits He Fumbled Rollout
Should have punted.
New Evidence Emerges on 50th Anniversary of JFK Assassination
Some of it pointing to Lee Harvey Oswald, once a prime suspect.
 
REMINDER
  If you like your opinion about Obamacare, you can keep it.
 
Arbitrator Rules Starbucks Must
Pay Kraft $2.76 Billion to Settle
Dispute Over Coffee Distribution

Means delay in opening Starbucks in your living room.
Area 51 Declassified
But documents written in some heretofore unknown language.
Kellogg's to Cut Workforce by 7%
Snap fired, Crackle retired, Pop reassigned to part-time position with no health coverage.
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