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Paris Hilton: I'm Over Celebrity Party Girl Thing
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U.S. Time Chart: World War II and War in Iraq
  World War II   Iraq  
  Dec. 7, 1941: Pearl Harbor   Mar. 19, 2003: U.S. Invades Iraq  
  April 9, 1942: U.S forces surrender at Bataan   April 9, 2003: Saddam's statue toppled  
  June 4-6 , 1942: U.S. victory in Battle of Midway   May 1, 2003: Bush declares "Mission accomplished" from aircraft carrier deck  
  Aug. 7, 1942: U.S. marines land on Guadalcanal   May 29, 2003: Bush: "We found the WMD"  
  Nov. 8, 1942: Allies land in Algeria, Morocco   June 6, 2003: Rumsfeld: "pockets of dead-enders"  
  May 13, 1943: Axis forces surrender in North Africa   July 2, 2003: Bush: "Bring ‘em on"  
  July 10, 1943 Allied forces land in Sicily   Dec. 14, 2003: Saddam captured  
  Sept. 9, 1943: Allied forces land in Salerno   April 4, 2004: U.S. forces attack Fallujah  
  June 6, 1944: D-Day   April 28, 2004: Photos of torture at Abu Ghraib appear in newspapers, on TV  
  Oct. 20, 1944: Allies land in Philippines   June 28, 2004: U.S. transfers sovereignty  
  Dec. 16, 1944: Battle of the Bulge   Oct. 7, 2004: Duelfer Report: No WMD  
  March 16, 1945: U.S. marines capture Iwo Jima   Nov. 8, 2004: U.S. forces attack Fallujah again  
  May 7, 1945: Germany surrenders   May 30, 2005: Cheney: Insurgency in its "last throes"  
  Aug. 6, 1945: Hiroshima   Nov. 30, 2005: White House unveils "National Strategy for Victory in Iraq"  
  Sept. 2, 1945: Japan signs surrender on deck of U.S.S. Missouri   Aug. 3, 2006: General John Abizaid says civil war possible in Iraq  
  Total elapsed time for U.S: 3 years, 8 months, 25 days.   Total elapsed time for U.S: 3 years, 5 months, 9 days and counting.  

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