Ironic Times

 NO. 313 “Expect the Ironic” SEPTEMBER 11 - 17, 2006 

Sept 4
Sept 18
  “BUD TV” TO LAUNCH RIGHT AFTER SUPER BOWL
 
  Anheuser-Busch's 24-hour web channel aimed at young, out-of-work beer-drinking males who go on violent rampages, get arrested, sentenced to home confinement and are looking for something good to watch.
 
WORLD NEWS
Blair Leaving, Won't Say When
Hasn't received instructions from Bush.
U.S. Hands Over Control of
Iraq Army to Iraq

Iraq hands over control of Iraq army to Iran.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Experts Warn of Fast-Approaching Obesity Pandemic
Shown: New York City Ballet's current prima ballerina limbers up.
U. S. NEWS
Senate Report: Saddam Had
No Ties to Al Qaeda

But he was close to Rumsfeld.
Republicans Concerned Spy Agencies Playing Down Iran Threat
Fear voters not sufficiently scared.
 
 
REMINDER
  Leave the gag grenade at home.
 
Condi Likens Critics of Iraq
Policies to Those Who
Supported Slavery, Opposed
Declaration of Independence

And worshipped the Devil.
House Panel: Intel on Iran Weak
But good enough to warrant preemptive nuclear strike, says Cheney.
 
POLITICS
Florida: Katherine Harris Wins GOP Senate Primary
Defeats Wicked Witch of the North and Wicked Witch of the West to represent party in November.
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