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POLITICS
Gen. Clark Predicts Time Travel in Mankind's Future
Or its past.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Indonesia Considers Making Sex Before Marriage a Crime
U.S. has similar law making sex after marriage a crime.
 
TRAVEL
Drug Laws Vary From State to
State, Country to Country

Can you match the places in the left-hand column with the penalties for possession of small amounts of marijuana in the right?
SPORTS
Court Rules Washington Redskins' Name Not Disparaging to Indians
Team cleared to use it in next game against Detroit Darkies.
David Upsets Goliath
Demands renogotiated contract, salary hike, incentive bonuses, perks.
U. of Maryland Makes Cheerleading An Official Sport
Football team will lead cheers from sideline.
 
ODDS AND ENDS
New Car Gets 15,000 Miles Per Gallon
But fares poorly in crash tests.
  TRAVELERS' MIX ' N MATCH QUIZ 
  1 ) Florida   A ) 6 months in prison
  2 ) Canada   B ) 1 year in prison
  3 ) Texas   C ) Not to worry
  4 ) Netherlands   D ) OK!
  5 ) Denmark   E ) Whatever
  6 ) Singapore   F ) Have some more!
  7 ) California   G ) No penalty
  8 ) Spain   H ) Mandatory rehab, but better buy a scale: for possession of 500 grams, it's a mandatory death penalty!

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