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EDIBLE ART
Butter Sculpture of Wright Brothers Sells for Record $3.8 Million
Tops $2.6 million paid for sour cream Sacco and Vanzetti.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Talking Car Alarm Magnate
Behind California Recall
Launches New Product

Device identifies Democrats, warns, "Please step away from the polling booth."
 
SPORTS
Athens Will License Brothels
For Summer Games
Visitors advised to look for "Official Brothel of the 2004 Olympics" sign, identifying a participating whorehouse.
Olympics to Streamline, Combine Some Events
Move will save time, money.
IRONIC TIMES POLL
Question: Why is the United States so protective of its relationship with Saudi Arabia?
Saudis are great ambassadors of democracy   31%
We share the same values   24%
They supply 90% of our sand   19%
It’s a favorite stop for American tourists   15%
They always seem so polite on TV   11%
 
POLITICS
Analysis: California Recall
Election a Toss-Up

With Schwarzenegger about to drop out and Feinstein balking, any of four candidates (shown) have a reasonable chance of moving into the statehouse in Sacramento.

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