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ENTERTAINMENT
"Anna Nicole Show" Debuts Aug. 4
She plays herself playing herself.
"Osbournes" to Air Uncut in Canada
Aimee Osbourne will appear in Canadian version.
 
BUSINESS
Fraud Investigators Reap
Financial Windfall

Many issuing stock options, establishing off-shore accounts.
Dow Down 694 Points Last Week
But American Mattress up 200.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Federal Funding Cut Off at
33 Toxic Waste Dumps

"We're hoping they'll just go away," says EPA spokesman.
 
HIGH TECH
New, High-Tech Traffic Signals Showing Up Around Country
Designed to provide more information than earlier models.
SCIENCE
7 Million-Year-Old Skull
Linked to Humans by
Teeth, Furrowed Brow

Suggests hominid ancestor worried about gum disease.
French Scientists Clone Rabbits
French chefs very supportive.
 
HEALTH/ MEDICINE
Study: Beer Builds Strong Bones
Aids in faster healing following barroom brawls.
 

HIV-Positive
Muppet Joins
Cast of "Sesame Street"

Will point out dangers of sharing needles, unprotected anal sex.
 
Knee Surgery Worthless,
Says New Study

Doctors not charging enough, it concludes.
 
THIS WEEK IN HISTORY
1929: President
Hoover Promises
Harsher Penalties for Corporate Fraud

Calls for "corporate crimes SWAT team."

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