Ironic Times

 NO. 94 "Expect the Ironic" JULY 1 - 7, 2002 

June 24
July 8
 
PRESIDENT SHOWS OFF LATEST "STAR WARS" WEAPON
Mailed in $6.50 and box top from Froot Loops .
WORLD NEWS
Arafat, Hussein, Castro Call for Change in American Leadership
Challenge U.S. to hold new elections, pick leader who will work for peace.
Bush Endorses Wall to Divide
Combatants in Mideast Conflict

Rumsfeld, Powell will be separated by 8-foot concrete barrier.
 
SPORTS
Brazil Wins World Cup
May ask for cash equivalent.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Man Attempts to
Enter 4th Dimension

Says he'll try again "sometime next week."
U. S. NEWS
  Fort Knox Restates Assets
Has $3.9 trillion less than previously reported.
20,000 Gas Masks Will Protect
Police, Tourists, Lawmakers
In Nation's Capital

Everybody except residents.
Postal Service Raises Price of
1st Class Stamp to $3,309.12

Move was expected.
 
REMINDER
Don't loot your company and wipe out your stockholders' life savings.
 
Congress Raises Debt Ceiling
Lowers glass ceiling.
Supreme Court Okays Gov't
Aid to Religious Schools

Muslim extremists applaud decision, will relocate here.
Bush Wants Full Probe of WorldCom
After upcoming election.
Poll: Most Americans Believe Apocalypse is Imminent
Also expect steep hike in gas prices this summer.
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