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 NO. 1256 “Expect the Ironic” OCT 28 - NOV 3, 2024 

Oct 21
Nov 4
REPORT: MUSK IN REGULAR CONTACT WITH PUTIN
Via Neuralink.
 
WORLD NEWS
UN: One Year After Pledge,
Countries Make No Progress
Cutting Emissions

Vow to rewrite pledge, make some progress next year or year after.
Canada to Limit Immigration
To exceedingly polite people only.
 
ELECTION 2024
Public Warned About Deepfake Political Ads
Best to just asume they're all deepfakes.
Final Polls: Race Deadlocked
Harris, Trump to each meet with only undecided voter, a deaf, dumb and blind hermit living in Scranton, Pennsylvania.
U. S. NEWS
Trump Threatens to Invoke
1798 Alien and Sedition Act to
Deport Millions of Immigrants

At least those who are French-born and profess loyalty to the French king.
Trump Says He'd Fire Jack
Smith “Within Two Seconds”
of Becoming President

He'll make it part of his swearing-in ceremony.
 
REMINDER
  Gamble on the election responsibly.
 
Report: Trump Said “I Need
the Kind of Generals That
Hitler Had”

“And a wife more like Eva Braun.”
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Western Countries Fear Collapse
of American Democracy

And the end of fast food.
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