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PEOPLE
Stormy Daniels: Trump “No Arnold Palmer”
“No Chi-Chi Rodriguez, either.”
 
POLL
1 in 5 Republicans Want Trump to Call Election Invalid if He Loses
They've still got some leftover bear spray, zip ties.
 
MEDIA
Washington Post, Los Angeles
Times
Decline to Endorse
Presidential Candidate

But have strong opinions about who should be on the school board.
 
BUSINESS
Bitcoin Data Mining Farmers
Moving Up to Energy-Hungry AI

“Bitcoin data mining's so 2015,” says one.
Trump Floats Getting Rid
of Income Taxes Altogether,
ReplacingThem With Tariffs

“It'll be The Gilded Age on steroids,” he tells private $1 million-a-plate dinner.
SCIENCE
Australian Scientists Hail Major Breakthrough in De-Extinction of
Tasmanian Tiger
Unfortunately, Tasmanian tigers prey on koalas.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Poland: Radio Station Slammed for Firing Journalists, Replacing Them With AI-Generated Voices
Station dismisses criticism as “mostly human-generated.”
 
ENVIRONMENT
2023 Obliterates Temperature
Records to Become Warmest
Year in Recorded History

A commemorative plaque will soon replace one honoring 2022 as hottest year.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Standing Desks
as Bad for You as Sitting

Better to simply say enough, I've had it, quit your job and walk the hell out.

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