 SMOG NEARLY
SHUTS DOWN CHINA'S LARGEST CITIES
Shown: either Beijing, Harbin or Shenyang. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Iran Removes Anti-American Posters
as Western Nuke Talks Loom
“Death to Satan” replaced by
“Welcome Satan.” |
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Le Monde: NSA Listened in on 70.3
Million French Phone Conversations
In desperate attempt to learn something
about cooking, love. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 7-Eleven Begins
Offering Premium Wines
To wash down those Slim Jims. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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To Fix Obamacare, President
Calls in “Best and Brightest”
Who've been unemployed since Vietnam. |
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Europe's Leaders Want Spying
Summit With U.S. Officials
U.S. officials: “We already knew that.” |
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| REMINDER |
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You can choose your own death panel. |
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Cop That Pepper-Sprayed Students
Awarded $38,000 for Psychiatric Damage
Cops that beat the crap out of Rodney
King hire a lawyer. |
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| POLITICS |
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Nearly 60% Said They Favor
Legalizing Marijuana
Nearly 80% said they favor getting some
and going to a party. |
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