| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Study: Number
of Bigfoot Sightings Correlate With
Black Bear Population
Authorities dismiss speculation
it could be black bears wearing
Bigfoot costumes. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Report: AI Holograms of
Einstein, Newton Could Soon
Be University Lecturers
Or Chippendales dancers, rap artists,
weather girls, mimes. |
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| RELIGION |
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Experts: Humans Will
Soon Be Worshipping AI
Chatbots as Gods
Some will even pay to worship
them without ads. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| Last week we reported that former
President Trump “has taken up
painting.” It should have read,
“has taken to painting himself a
victim.” We regret the error. |
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| FEATURE |
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| In the following order, China,
Iran, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, and the
United States lead the world in what? |
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A ) |
Most oil production in the
last two years. |
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B ) |
Most coal production in the
last two years. |
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C ) |
Most population growth in
the last two years. |
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D ) |
Most state-sponsored executions
in the last two years. |
| Hint: It's
intentionally cruel, but hardly unusual. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Plans Announced
to Build Tallest Building in
U.S. in Oklahoma
Rooftop restaurant doubles as
thrill ride during thunder storms,
earthquakes, tornadoes. |
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