| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Robot Learns
to Tie Knots Using Only Two
Fingers on Each Hand
“Now I can tie my shoes,”
it says proudly. |
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Report: Anyone With an iPhone
Can Now Make Deepfakes
App includes in-person tutorial by
Steve Jobs himself. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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$4,248,522 in Federal Pandemic
Relief Funds Went to Hate Groups
Money used for horn helmets, spears,
zip ties, gallows, bear spray, etc. |
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World Happiness Report Finds
“Self-Reported Life Satisfaction”
Remained Steady in 2020
Each year pollsters ask people, “How
ya doin'?"” |
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| REAL
ESTATE |
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 California Desert
to Get America's First 3D
Printed Neighborhood
A.k.a. “Legoland.” |
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| Warren Buffett is giving $1
million to any employee who
produces a perfect NCAA bracket.
What are the odds of producing
a perfect NCAA bracket? |
| A ) | 1 in a million |
| B ) | 1 in a billion |
| C ) | 1 in a trillion |
| D ) | 1 in 9.2 quintillion |
| Hint: Warren Buffett didn't get
rich by accident. |
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| GAMES |
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Monopoly Updating 16 Community
Chest Cards to Reflect Modern
Community Standards
“You've Won Second Prize in
a Beauty Contest” becomes
“You've Won Second Prize in
a Biggest Ass Contest.” |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Ex-Trump Attorney
Powell's Defamation Defense:
“No Reasonable Person”
Would Believe Her
“Only Trump would believe
me,” she tells judge. |
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