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PEOPLE
Jay Leno Apologizes for Past Jokes About Asians
Also airplane food, women drivers, IKEA instructions.
 
MEDIA
Trump Will Use “Own Platform” in Return to Social Media
Has thousands of insults “I've been saving.”
 
BUSINESS
IRS: Top 1% Fails to Report
Over 20% of Income

Probably not just poker earnings and tips.
Poorly Performing Malls
Converted to Schools

Poorly performing schools converted to malls.
Musk: You Can Buy Teslas With Bitcoins
Newer models will include small change cup to hold them.
CONSUMER NEWS
Man Says He Found Shrimp
Tails, Dental Floss and More
In His Cinnamon Toast Crunch

And liked it.
 
SCIENCE
Bronze Age Miners Had Cooked Meals Delivered to Them
Based on millet remains (above) and delivery receipts.
New Theory: Mysterious Space Object “Oumuamua” Piece of Exo-Planet
Most debunk theory, say it's obviously an advanced starship with a multi-ethnic crew visiting us from another galaxy.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week we mistakenly reported the U.S. had surpassed “200 million vaccine shots.” It should have read “200 million gun shots.” We regret the error.

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