| PEOPLE |
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 Trump Retweets:
“Elitist Snobs In The
Fashion Press” Kept First
Lady Off Magazine Covers
Adds she passed on Penthouse,
Hustler, and Swank. |
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Trump Has Spent 20% of His
Time as President on Golf Course
And most of it in the rough. |
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| MEDIA |
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Trump Will Face Different Twitter
Rules When He Leaves Office
He'll go from “#POTUS” to “#CRANK.” |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 Bidens, Fauci,
Others Get Vaccinated on Live TV
Ratings bonanza prompts programmers
to greenlight “Celebrity Syringes,”
“Jabs and Needles,” and “Big
Shots.” |
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| BUSINESS |
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U.S. Citizens Far More Likely
To Commit Crimes Than
Undocumented Immigrants
Especially insider trading. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Survey: Grandma Worst
Gift Giver During Holidays
Best gift giver: mom's new boyfriend. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 Astronomers
Spot Strongest Candidate Yet For
Alien Signal From Nearby Star
Unless “take me to your leader”
in Morse Code is somebody's idea of a joke. |
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| REMINDER |
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Make a resolution
to have more sympathy for those
who support a coup. |
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| FACTOID |
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Average Person Will Spend 44
Years Looking at Digital Devices
Although your number of years wasted
may vary. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Algorithms Decide Who Gets
First Doses of Vaccine
Not surprisingly, algorithms get first
doses. |
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