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POST-ELECTION PREVIEW
You'll never hear about the caravan again. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Right-Wing Strongman Wins
Election in Brazil
Graciously accepts opponent's concession before
having him shot. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Ben & Jerry's
Introduces New Anti-Trump Flavor: Pecan Resist
Coming soon: Shmuck á L'Orange, Racist Ripple,
and Don't Build the Walnut. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Report: Pentagon Readies
Cyberattack Against Russia
All it needs is go-ahead from Trump, once he gets
go-ahead from Russia. |
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White House Anxious, Expects
Mueller to Issue Indictments
After Midterms
Suitcases packed, lined up by front door. |
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| REMINDER |
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War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery,
Ignorance is Strength. |
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Report: Air Force Paid $1,280
Apiece for Coffee Cups
Don't ask what they paid for saucers. |
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Washington Post: Trump Has
Made 6,429 False Claims Over 649 Days
And, if “no collusion” proves to be false, make
that two million false claims in 649 days. |
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Pence Criticized for Inviting
“Jews for Jesus” Rabbi
to Deliver Prayer
At poorly attended “Gays for Pence” rally. |
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