Ironic Times

page one
PAGE THREE – MARCH 19 - 25, 2018
page two

MISCELLANEOUS
Dog Accidentally Flown to Japan by United Returned to U.S.
Quoted as saying, “Thank God they didn't put me in the overhead.”
 
EDUCATION
Arkansas: Students Who Walked
Out of School to Join National
Gun Protest Paddled

By teachers adept at using a paddle.
 
CORRECTION
 
We erroneously reported that John Brennan, CIA Director from 2012 to 2017, tweeted to Donald Trump, “When the full extent of your venality, moral turpitude, and political corruption becomes known, you will take your rightful place as a demagogue in the dustbin of history.” In fact, Mr. Brennan was CIA Director from 2013 to 2017. We apologize for our mistake.
TECHNOLOGY
Shocker: Russian Hackers Could Shut Down Our Entire Power Grid
And with it, our beloved social media.
Disney Theme Parks Now Available on Google Street View
Now that only the 1% can afford to go there.
 
FACTOID
84% of Non-Government
U.S. Jobs in Service Sector

Mostly escort services.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Pinocchio Fans Hold Annual Convention in Nation's Capital
Trump given Lifetime Achievement Award.
 
BREAKING NEWS
Russia: Putin Easily Wins
Reelection

With help from U.S. meddling.

FRONT PAGE
PAGE TWO
PAGE THREE
ARCHIVE
CONTACT
STORE
   Copyright 2018 Ironic Times