| PEOPLE |
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 British Judge:
Putin “Probably”
Approved Assassination of Former Spy
Since he drinks the same brand of radioactive
tea used in the murder. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Motion Picture Academy to
Double Number of Women,
Minorities by 2020
And the Oscars will be held next year in Compton. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Competition Heats Up Among
Fast-Food Chains, Which Now
Offer Special Deals
Free blood thinners, EKGs, ambulance
service to nearby emergency rooms. |
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| BUSINESS |
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 Twitter, in Major
Shakeup, Lets Go Some of Its Top Executives
Each receives an extremely brief notice of dismissal. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Only 6% of Scientists Are Republican
And they work for ExxonMobil. |
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A “Mirror Universe”
Where Time Goes Backwards a Possibility
And, based on our politics and culture, we
may be in it. |
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 Unseen Ninth
Planet Believed in Orbit Beyond
Pluto
All astronomers, except a few in
Missouri, accept its existence. |
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 Scientists
Successfully Bring Back to Life Animal Frozen
30 Years Ago
Immediately contact Ted Williams'
heirs, Boston Red Sox. |
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| POLL |
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10% of College Graduates
Believe Judge Judy Served on
Supreme Court
Fortunately, only 5% of law school
graduates believe that. |
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