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 STEVE FOSSETT
COMPLETES FIRST SOLO
NONSTOP FLIGHT AROUND
THE GLOBE
His luggage, however,
ends up in Cleveland. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Lebanese Government Resigns
To spend more time with their families. |
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U.S. Forces Accidentally Fire
on Pope
Popemobile approached checkpoint at high
rate of speed. |
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Democracy Sweeping Across
Middle East
Millions can now vote for the mullah of
their choice. |
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| POLITICS |
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 Top
Executives Barnstorm for
Bush's Social Security
Plan
Ken Lay (left), Bernie
Ebbers (center), Dennis
Kozlowski (right) promote
investing in stock market rather
than current system. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Greenspan Suggests Shift
To Consumption Tax
“I've got everything I need,”
he explains. |
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House Passes
“Doomsday” Bill in Case of
Capitol Catastrophe
Like an ethics investigation. |
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Several Key Republicans
Reverse Stance, Now Back
President on Social Security
Their families are returned, unharmed. |
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REMINDER
There's a P.T. Barnum
born every
minute. |
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Bush: Stopping Bin Laden
“Greatest Challenge of Our Day”
Steroids in baseball next, 20,000
children per day dying of starvation is
19th. |
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Supreme Court Deliberations
On Ten Commandments Case
Grow Heated
Scalia murders Stevens; Souter steals
O'Connor's purse; Kennedy covets
Rehnquist's ox; Thomas fucks Breyer's
wife; Ginsburg worships golden calf. |
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