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 Favorite to Replace
Maliki Emerges: Ahmed Chalabi
You might remember him as the personable chap who
misled us into invading Iraq. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Under Development:
Biosensors
Worn by Moviegoers to Track
 Their Emotions
Also, how much butter and salt they consume. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Startup Raises $1 Million for App That
Just Sends Word “Yo” to Someone
Investors think it will be bigger than
“Hey,” “Hi” or “HowAreYou.” |
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Washboard, a Startup, Will Send
You $10 in Quarters for $15
Hopes to cash in on our ever-declining math scores. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 New Stonehenge Theory:
Huge Rocks Were Played Like Instruments
Those who played them became, of
course, huge rock stars. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Climate Change Causing Crops to
Provide Less Nutrition
Parents now saying, “Eat your spinach and broccoli,
and when you’re done, eat some more.” |
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 Study: Sunbathing
Has Similarities to Drug Addiction
Shown: a typical junkie. |
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| RELIGION |
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 Berlin Proposes
House of Worship for Muslims, Christians, Jews
A place for people of different faiths to
gather and disagree fundamentally about
everything. |
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