| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Pentagon:
Experimental Aircraft Flew at
Mach 20 Before Disappearing
Thinks it went back in time,
explaining past UFO reports. |
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14 Indicted in California for
Arranging Sham Marriages
Not yours, other sham marriages. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Incoming College Freshmen
Younger Than Internet
They've never known a world without
anonymous snarky comments. |
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| SPORTS |
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No Progress in NBA Talks
League considers under six-foot league. |
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NFL Teams Curb Hazing of
Rookies
Decides it's no way to treat
multimillionaires. |
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| What’s the best way
to officially earn the
title, “Patriot”? |
| A ) | Volunteer for
the United States Armed
Forces. |
| B ) | Sing all the
verses of “The
Star-Spangled Banner” on key. |
| C ) | Uphold and
defend the Constitution. |
| D ) | Fly an
American flag on national
holidays. |
| E ) | Raise
$500,000 for Rick
Perry’s presidential
campaign. |
| Hint: what
would Jesus do? |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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PETA Starts Porn Site to
Promote Veganism
Working mostly with cucumbers, bananas. |
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