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IRAN SUCCESSFULLY COMBINES |
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MENTOS WITH DIET COKE
Ahmadinejad says achievement “wake
up call to our enemies.” |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Castro: Bin Laden a U.S. Spy
Bin Laden: Castro a State Dept. stooge. |
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Brazil Bans Satire Before
Election
But leaves door open for irony. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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White House: No Taxpayer
Money Went to Oval Office Makeover
Shown: President rearranges furniture
after laying down new carpet. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Majority of Those Finding New
Jobs Feel Overqualified
“I could do more,” says 53-year-old
Harold Cumberland, Ph.D., former head of NASA's
advanced research projects and recent hire at
McDonald's. |
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U.S. Combat Troops Leave
Iraq While Government Stuck
In Factional Gridlock
Iraqi government not doing too well
either. |
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REMINDER |
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There's
a Glenn Beck fan born
every minute. |
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52% of Republicans Believe
Obama Supports “Spread of Islamic
Law”
99% of Republicans “don't know”
what Islamic law is. |
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Blackwater Created 30 Shell
Companies to Get Big Government Contracts
Millions paid out to Bluewater,
Blankwater, Belchwater, Bleepwater and 26
other phony fronts. |
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