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PAGE THREE – JUNE 14 - 20, 2010
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PEOPLE
Good News: Indonesian Toddler Cuts Back to 15 Cigarettes a Day
Better news: he's on the wagon.
 
EDUCATION
Colleges Selling Names of Students to Credit Card Companies
Mainly those who flunk math.
 
LIFESTYLE
Study: Children of Lesbian Couples
Better Adjusted

On the other hand, they’re going to Hell.
 
SPORTS
Big Shakeup in College Football
Northeastern joins Southwestern Conference, Northwestern joins Southeastern Conference, Atlantic Coast Conference welcomes the University of the Pacific and Hawaii moves to the Big East.
FEATURE
Which of the following “ordinary and necessary” business expenses are fully deductible for corporations in the United States?
A ) image repair PR campaigns
B ) punitive damages paid for violations of law
C ) bribes of public officials
Hint: we no longer use the word “bribe” in polite society.
 
NEW PRODUCTS
Elvis Presley Mr. Potato Head Debuts This Summer
After estate of Mr. Potato Head finally agrees to terms.

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