| PEOPLE |
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 Afghan Man
Arrested Twice After
Being Mistaken for Bin
Laden
Two other times it
actually was bin Laden. |
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| MEDIA |
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Time Drops Bush From
“100 Most Influential”
Adds him to “100 Most
Out-of-Touch.” |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Comcast Accidentally Broadcasts
X-Rated Film on Disney
Channel
Movie was meant to be shown on Disney
After Dark. |
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Nielsen to Track People Who
Don't Watch Television
Will measure what they don't watch and
how often they don't watch it. |
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| BUSINESS |
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 U.S. Upset
About New Beijing Theme
Park
No way “Most Happy Place on
Earth” (shown) a knockoff, insist Chinese. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Chimp Study Suggests Language
Evolved From Gestures
One in particular. |
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Good News: First Earthlike
Planet Just Like Ours
Bad news: first Earthlike planet just like ours. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Coffee Can Be Good for
You
When part of a diet rich in wine,
chocolate and marijuana. |
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| POLITICS |
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3 of 10 GOP Candidates Don't
Believe in Evolution
All believe in God, five believe in Santa
Claus, two believe in Easter Bunny. |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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Research: Stay-At-Home Mom's
Work Worth $138,095 a Year
Supplemented with income from phone sex
it can work out very nicely. |
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