| ADVERTISING |
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 Product
Placement Spotted in Latest Bin Laden Video
Companies “emphatically deny”
any involvement. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 Report: Movie
Studios Employing Dogs to
Detect Pirated DVD's
So far they've led
authorities to illegal
copies of Lassie Come
Home, Rin Tin
Tin, and Old
Yeller. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Newspaper Readership Declines
According to latest blogs. |
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Disney-McDonald's Alliance
Ends
Accuse each other of contributing to
downfall of Western Civilization. |
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Korea
Introduces Life-Like Female Android
Human in every way, except she
loves to cook and hates shopping. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: Earth's Magnetic Field
Declining Rapidly
Public urged to tape pictures to
refrigerator. |
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12 Species of Flies Added to
Endangered List
If we're not careful, say experts, many
annoying bugs will disappear forever. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Bad News: Certain Ecological
Disaster if Ice Cap Melts
Good news: certain box office hit for any
movie about it. |
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| CORRECTION |
 Photos at right, taken after a speech at
an environmental event, were misidentified as "Speaker of
the House Dennis Hastert climbing into a high mileage,
eco-friendly hydrogen-powered vehicle to drive home (left)
and an unidentified man climbing out of a similar model
to drive home in his comfortable, gas-guzzling SUV."
In fact, the "unidentified man" is also Dennis Hastert, who
traded vehicles a few blocks away from the event. We apologize
for any confusion. |
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