| MILESTONES |
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Dagwood,
Blondie Celebrate 75th
Anniversary
Occasion marred when
Dithers lays Dagwood off
to save on health
insurance. |
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| SPORTS |
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NBA:
Larry Brown to Coach
Knicks, Cavs, Nets,
Timberwolves, Trailblazers
Terms of deals not announced. |
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| AMAZING TALES OF THE
PARANORMAL |
On July 13 after a terrorist attack,
the U.S. military issued the following news
release: “'The terrorists are attacking the
infrastructure, the children and all of
Iraq,' said one Iraqi man who preferred
not to be identified. 'They are enemies
of humanity without religion or any sort
of ethics. They have attacked my
community today, and I will now take the
fight to the terrorists.'” Eleven
days later, following a different
terrorist attack at a different
location, the U.S. military issued
another press release quoting a different
Iraqi man who preferred not to be
identified. Amazingly, their quotes were identical! |
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| FEATURE |
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| There
are some indications that
the military bases the
United States is building
in Iraq are intended to
be permanent. Which of
the following is most
indicative of this? |
| A ) | Larger bases include
schools, parks,
restaurants, movie
theaters, banks, real
estate offices and dozens
of Starbucks. |
| B ) |
Wal-Marts under
construction. |
| C ) |
Halliburton building
retirement community for
employees. |
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| PICTURE
OF THE WEEK |
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 Japan: Friendly Beluga
Whale Greets Guests
Guests at the Beluga and Brew
restaurant in Hokkaido. |
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| CORRECTION |
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Photo at left, illustrating proper three
card monte technique, was mistakenly
captioned, “Republican Senators plot
strategy to sell repeal of Estate
Tax.” It was supposed to accompany
our story on street hustlers and con men.
We regret the error. |
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