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 England:
Mystery “Piano
Man” Finally
Identified
He's Jake Spelvin, star
of the new movie Forgotten
Melody, about a concert
pianist who loses his memory,
currently filming in England. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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With Latest Release, Star
Wars
Saga Finally
Comes to an End
Despite that, fans line up at theaters
for next installment. |
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| ADVERTISING |
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U.S. Rules
Against Advertising in
Space
Ban will be total, with
few exceptions. |
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| LAW |
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Kansas: Hearings On
Teaching of Evolution Continue
Some observers (right) are simply
bored by it all. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Human Embryo Cloning Promises
Great Medical Breakthroughs
Number one priority, of course, will be
cure for erectile dysfunction. |
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New Monkey Species
Discovered in Africa
New human species discovered in U.S.
Senate. |
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| RELIGION |
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 Pope
John Paul II
On Fast Track
to Sainthood
But first, he will have to be
credited with two
miracles. Here are the
current favorites:
1) At
exact moment John Paul II
died, image of Virgin
Mary appeared on Pop Tart
about to be eaten by
farmer in Guatemala.
2) In
the 24 hours immediately
following Pope's
ascension into Heaven,
there were no reports of
child molestation by
priests.
3)
Television ratings for
his funeral were second
only to the O.J. Simpson
trial. |
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