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Pamela Anderson
Gains American Citizenship
All-male immigration board approves
request in record time. |
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| RELIGION |
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Vatican Report: Inquisition
Not So Bad After All
Several centuries of executions and
torture blamed on “a few bad apples.” |
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| SPORTS |
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Earliest Written Reference to Game
of Baseball Found in Massachusetts
Document from 1791 contains passage that
mentions “a large group of uncouth men playing
an interminable game while spitting, scratching,
and using foul language.” |
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| FASHION |
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Most Expensive Hat
Ever Made Goes on Display
$2.7 million diamond-encrusted
chapeau designed by Dr. Seuss. |
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 New Pez
Dispensers Do More Than Just
Dispense Candy!
The revolutionary Pez Commander
is a phone, a camera, an MP3 player,
a personal organizer, an Internet browser,
a GPS receiver, a cigarette lighter, and a
candy dispenser. Comes with two extra
packs of candy. Available in Pluto, Batman,
and Santa Claus. $99, at all 99 Dollars
Only stores. |
 X-Ray Glasses
See Everything!
Put on a pair of these stylish specs and your
days of mentally undressing strangers is over.
They see right through the thickest of fabrics
-- even bulletproof vests. No more doubt or
confusion -- the age of transparency is here!
$60, at all Sex Fifth Avenue stores. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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500,000 More Millionaires in 2003
Several of whom paid taxes. |
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