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ENTERTAINMENT
Job Picture Dims for the Arts
Fewer openings attributed to “increased productivity.”
BOOKS
THIS WEEK'S BEST-SELLER LIST
  1. What to Wear for the Rapture
  2. The Left Behind Cookbook
  3. Planning Your Armageddon Weddin’
  4. The Second Coming for Dummies
  5. Jesus, Who Moved My Cheese?
 
MEDIA
Poll: Various Reasons Offered for Obsession With Laci Peterson Case
Some want to kill spouse, others just eat what media feeds them.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Intrinsa, New Drug to Stimulate
Female Sexual Desire, Does
Well in Clinical Test

With Viagra, enables two people without any mutual attraction to have sex.
Teen Steroid Use Can Lead to Depression, Suicide
And an undefeated season.
Americans Suddenly Eating More Fresh Vegetables
Trend starts after FDA reclassifies frozen French fries as "fresh vegetables."
 
SCIENCE
Einstein's Brain Goes On Public Display
Visitors can climb inside, compare their knowledge of theoretical physics with his, and observe his earliest memories.
Gene Controlling Sarcasm
Discovered

"Yeah, right," says test subject.
Vole Experiment Proves
Monogamy Gene Can Be
Implanted, Change Behavior

Could replace prenuptial agreements.

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